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 From New Jdeideh to Zalka… Over Nahr el-Mot 
Terrorism, Federalism or a Petty Theft? A Theoretical Approach 
 
by Don Quixote 
August 23, 2005 
 
[Available in PDF] 
“The blast, which could be heard several kilometers away, occurred outside 
a hotel and shopping center in the mainly Christian area of the city. It is the 
sixth terrorist attack in less than 6 months to target a commercial /touristic 
center in the Christian areas north of Beirut.” The BBC, 
August 23, 2005. 
 
Who is behind it all and why? 
 
1. The Lebanese reaction: Six explosions in less than 6 months from New 
Jdaideh to Baushrieh, to Kaslik, to Broummana, to Monot, to Zalka… The series 
goes on with a striking difference: In the early explosions after March 14th, 
2005, the self-proclaimed “heroes” of March 14th rushed to the scenes to 
denounce the attacks and emphasize the need to get rid of the Lebanese-Syrian 
security apparatus, and stressed the importance of “living together” – 
Christians and Moslems – in Lebanon. Even Bahia Hariri went to New Jdeideh, 
despite her grief over the loss of her brother; we saw Ghinwa Jalloul, Atef 
Majdalani, Walid Eido… we saw Marwan Hamadé and his nephew Tueini Jr.; we also 
saw Mme. Solange and Sheikh Pierre Jr. and of course the “suitors” of Kornet 
Shahwan. Everybody wore the red scarf then; before there was blue, green, yellow 
and orange. Believe it or not, many of us felt comforted by their visits to the 
bombed sites.  
 
Alas! That was before the elections.  
 
Now that Metn, Keserwan and Jbeil did not vote as originally planned, none of 
the above politicians bothered to show-up and express support or at least try to 
comfort with words the devastated citizens in their newest tragedy. On the 
contrary, many can be heard saying to themselves: “They deserve it” (Khayy… 
byestahlo). They did not sow the seeds we gave them; they shall reap the 
consequences of their misbehavior… 
 
As a Lebanese I had to volunteer that emotional burst, otherwise I would not be 
true to my origins. That’s all fine; but proper reaction or no, we still do not 
know who the culprits are or why they are doing it. So allow me to speculate 
using my “logic” reared in Beirut and pruned by living abroad and some foreign 
interactions. 
 
2. Occam’s Razor: In its simplest form, Occam's Razor states that one 
should make no more assumptions than needed in seeking an explanation: when 
multiple explanations are available for a phenomenon, the simplest version is 
the best. For example, a charred tree on the ground could be caused by a landing 
alien spaceship or a lightning strike. According to Occam's Razor, the lightning 
strike is the preferred explanation as it requires the fewest assumptions. 
 
Applying this principle to the series of explosions that rocked East and North 
Beirut (excluding the ones that killed Hariri, Hawi and Kasir and attempted to 
kill Murr), the most plausible suspect becomes a private security agency (the 
Agency) in search of business in Lebanon. The targets are commercial centers 
with a level of collective income that enables them to pay their way into a 21st 
century private security system equipped with 24 hours / 7 days monitoring using 
high-tech cameras and on site guards. This phenomenon of purchasing security is 
no stranger to Lebanon. During the war and throughout the Syrian occupation, 
security in Lebanon always came at a price: the Lebanese in various regions paid 
the local militia a monthly fee or bribed a Syrian officer in exchange for 
security guarantees. Now most militias and the Syrian officer are gone. Actually 
they were replaced by popping private security agencies many of them owned by 
former militia men or affiliated with politicians and men of power who worked as 
security middle men during the war.  
 
Any proof of that? Of course not! Otherwise we would not be speculating. But 
this hypothesis is the one requiring the least assumptions and therefore is the 
best. It is for the Interior Minister and what remain of the public security 
agencies in Lebanon to explore it (unless they are in on it, pushing for a 
privatization of security among other sectors). 
 
Ah! But why North and East Beirut only? Why not the commercial center in 
Downtown Beirut? Why not the Southern suburb? It could be that the commercial 
center in Downtown Beirut is already highly secured with cameras and watchful 
eyes provided by the Agency or other similar agencies. As for the Southern 
suburb, there may be nothing to protect there; no commerce, no wealth, no 
tourism; plus it may be unsafe for the Agency (unless it belonged to Amal or 
Hezbollah) to operate there: someone may steal its cameras or highjack the 
guards! 
 
3. Conspiracy theories: Of course Occam’s Razor in its reductionist 
simplistic approach does not quench the thirst of conspiracy theorists in 
Lebanon. Therefore we need to get into more complex analyses of these explosions 
and develop some really conspiratorial theories:  
 
Theory 1: Everybody’s favorite is Syria and the Lebanese Security 
apparatus. I am surprised the rhetoric in that direction is not even more 
ratchet nowadays than it was in March and April and May. No need to elaborate; 
almost all of you know the jingle.  
 
But that’s not where the juice is. The best conspiracy theory would be one that 
ties the explosions to the delicate sectarian balance in Lebanon to the arms of 
Hezbollah to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, to the situation in Iraq all the 
way to the cause of Islamic fundamentalism and the war on terrorism. Can we do 
that? Of course! 
 
Theory 2: Muslim fundamentalists, probably related to Al-Qaeda, are 
behind the attack. That would explain in part why the targets are in the 
Christian areas only; they are relatively liberal and strange to the teaching of 
conservative Islam. That may be true of Monot in Ashrafieh! But this does not 
make much sense in the industrial zone in Baushrieh and other commercial centers 
largely closed at night. Just for the sake of the argument, what would be the 
goal of the fundamentalists in these areas? Maybe simple terror to extract some 
political decision! After all Walid Jumblatt warned the Christians if they do 
not abide by politics as he likes them, they may have to deal with radical 
fundamentalists. Although plausible, it sounds a bit far fetched. 
 
Theory 3: The target is to force a redistribution of wealth from the 
Christian areas into other areas of Lebanon. Despite 30 years of war and 
occupation and despite fifteen years of oppression and dispossession (1990 – 
2005) aimed at areas east of the demarcation line (Oh yes! The demarcation line: 
fajjeh we waki3iyyeh), the attacked areas are thriving and bustling with life 
and tourism, so much that many other areas for example in the Shouf, Aley and 
the Southern Suburb may be feeling left out. These attacks are obviously 
targeting wealth and trade in these areas and not the people. It may scare away 
a few tourists and it may also scare away some capital into more secure and less 
vulnerable areas. Who stands to benefit? Follow the money. 
 
Theory 4: Force the Christians to seek international protection, in the 
absence of a centralized national security system to protect them, more like 
they did when they were threatened by Arafat in 1975. This time however it won’t 
be Syria or any other Arab nation, for all Lebanese had had their fare share of 
Syrian security and Arab protection. It will be an international force mandated 
by the UN Security Council and authorized to collect arms from all armed groups 
and individuals outside the Lebanese army including Hezbollah and the 
Palestinian militants. That would be an ideal solution, given the lack of 
maturity among Lebanese politicians to run their country, from implementing UNSC 
resolution 1559, to appointing constitutional judges, to replacing the security 
officers that have resigned to securing the streets for the people. But who in 
the world cares really about Lebanon or the Christians therein? If the USA or 
France really desired that outcome, they would not need sporadic bombs pretexts 
to reach it, would they? 
 
Theory 5: Force the Christians to organize their own local security 
systems “Moukawameh style” to resist against a real enemy: sporadic terrorism in 
their streets. If Hezbollah (the Iranian-backed Shiite movement), under the 
guise of “Resistance” to an enemy who has not attacked in 5 years and may never 
attack again, can claim the lack of readiness of the Lebanese Army in order to 
keep its arms, then why can’t the Christians (Aounists or Geageaists or 
Pakradounists – I doubt if the Gemayels still have any pull among Christians) 
make a similar claim, especially that they are regularly under attack and the 
central government cannot seem to agree on who is in charge of security. So let 
the Christians have their own security system, their arms, their organized 
resistance against terror, their own militia and let’s start by calling it 
“Civil Security Forces” (Kiwa el-Amn el-Madani) and with time it can evolve into 
the Army of Free Lebanon (AFL - Jaysh Lubnan El-Hurr). This theory feeds into 
two corollary theories: six and seven. 
 
Theory 6: A corollary of theory five. Since the Sunnis, effectively in 
charge of Lebanon since March 14th, 2005, have remained unable or unwilling to 
implement UNSC 1559 and disarm Hezbollah and the Palestinians, it is time to 
recruit somebody else to do it: the Christians. These guys love a good fight. 
But instead of asking them to disarm Hezbollah and the Palestinians and 
encouraging them to build a modern and peaceful country with their fellow 
citizens (which they can’t do), give those arms and let the suckers on both 
sides fight each other again until their fighting power is drained and there 
won’t be any need to disarm anybody. Brilliant idea! 
 
Theory 7: A corollary of theory five. Arming the Christians and allowing 
the Shiites to retain their arms, is a prelude to establishing a federal system 
of government in Lebanon that goes beyond politics and government and resembles 
what is being built in Iraq – instead of “Faylak Badr”, Hezbollah; instead of 
“Faylak Omar”, the Palestinian militants (historically the armed wing of Sunni 
political groups in Lebanon); and instead of the Peshmerga we’ll have the AFL! 
This would have taken care of many problems in Lebanon including that of 
nationalizing the Palestinian refugees. This also ties well into the theory of 
wealth redistribution (theory 3 above) and perhaps provides the best outcome for 
a pluralistic country in which “living together” among different sectarian 
groups may have become politically impossible. So as long as we can’t agree on a 
secular formula for this country, let’s try to shift our focus from “together” 
to “living”, and go after “living in peace” with our neighbor. May be that 
formula will work. 
 
Of course, these are only theories and it will take time to prove or disprove 
any of them. 
 
* Don Quixote: The voice of one or may be of thousands. 
  
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